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Castafiore's name linked to her secret life

yamilah
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#1 · Posted: 5 Sep 2006 11:27
This fascinating topic inspired various stunning theories -mainly in French. Here they are, in the form of a QUIZ.

Which of the following theories about Castafiore's name or 'jewels' has NOT been proposed to date by the human sciences?

1. she is castrating because she often distorts names, mainly Haddock's one.
2. she is Bianca the Chaste Fleur, therefore she is offered white roses by Calculus.
3. she is actually a castrated man operated to become a castrato singer.
4. she was cast-off for indecent assault at the sight of her unexpected anatomy.
5. she is castellan at Gorgonzola near Milan, and lives there with her twin brother the marquis.
6. she suffers from downwards cast or retroposed privates, and sits on them when she is seated.
7. she is kind of related to Casterman, Tintin's Belgian Publisher.

NB: Thanks for reporting -for study purposes- any other theory you might meet.

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